Purple Balls of Death
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acebailey in
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September 1st, 2009 |
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Imagine a lottery machine filled with one million mostly white balls and a few purple ones bouncing around. Each purple ball represents a MicroMort, a one in a million chance of you dying in the next year. Each year one ball pops out. If a purple one pops out you will die in the next year. By visiting here you can calculate how many purple balls you have in your machine based on your gender, age etc. As a 46 year old white male I have 3400 purple balls of death. I believe by adjusting my lifestyle I can virtually reach in and take some of those balls out…for example 260 of my balls are death by suicide. Nothing a tequila a day can’t prevent.
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